Soft launch • Private joke gone too far
This is not a real service

Welcome to AnklesOnly.com
No feet. No NSFW. Just ankles.

It started as a private joke about launching a subscription site for ankle photos only. No feet. No spicy content. Just wholesome, questionably niche ankle appreciation.

100% ankle-focused No content (yet… probably never) Built for laughs, not for money

For now, this page exists solely to make two people laugh.

What is this?

A tiny corner of the internet reserved for an inside joke: imagining a world where people take ankle aesthetics extremely seriously.

  • Zero real profiles, sign-ups, or payments
  • No tracking, no nudity, no weirdness — just vibes
Future “features” (in theory)
  • Premium “Sock Line” close-ups
  • Before & after: sandal season vs. boot season
  • “Rate my ankle support” (shoe and brace reviews)
  • Couples leaderboard: best matching ankle energy

Contact us for premium ankle packages

For when standard ankle appreciation simply isn’t enough. Drop a note and we’ll log your interest for future, extremely serious ankle ventures.

Submissions are logged in our ultra-serious ankle request ledger. No auto-emails, just vibes.

⚠️ Seriously: this is a joke landing page, not a real platform. 🦶🚫 ➜ 🦿✨